As bad as I am at picking these games (1-9 now!), our system is working: it projected four Top 25 upsets last week. We got four exactly, and it was mostly my fault for picking the wrong games: the system correctly identified three potential areas for upsets with the 50-59% range (Memphis over #25 UCLA), 60-69% (Vanderbilt over #18 Kansas State), and 70-79% (San Diego State over #19 Stanford). It did expect a fourth upset from the 80-89% range, but we got that in 70-79%: Mississippi State destroying #12 LSU. So…we’re moving in the correct direction. That’s a positive! Amazingly, if I’d just picked every one of the 50-89% teams to lose last week, I’d have a better record (4-8) than I do on the season with my subjective picks. Fun times.
Anyway, here’s this week’s chart:

I mentioned previous weeks as being the potential “the best upsets happen on the worst weeks” weeks, but this might really be it. There’s two good games (the two Top 25 vs. Top 25 matches) and a whole lot of potentially close games that offer no serious appetite nationally. The ABC game (#4 Penn State at Iowa) got moved to 7:30 PM ET, which is ABC admitting they think this game’s pretty boring. Heck, the most interesting Top 25 vs. unranked opponent game of the week (#8 Michigan at Purdue) runs at 4 PM on FOX.
With all that said, this week has serious poll-toppling opportunities. Here’s the categories by win percentage for the week:
- 50-59% (5-2 (+1.02 above expectation) on the season, expected record of 1.08-0.92, 29.26% chance of 2-0): #17 Mississippi State (at #12 Georgia) (50.1%), #23 Utah (at Arizona) (58.4%)
- 60-69% (6-2 (+0.66) on the season, expected record of 2.67-1.33, 19.83% chance of 4-0): #22 San Diego State (at Air Force) (62.6%), #20 Florida (at Kentucky) (67.5%), #6 Oklahoma State (vs. #16 TCU) (67.6%), #24 Oregon (at Arizona State) (69.4%)
- 70-79% (5-3 (-0.99) on the season, expected record of 2.98-1.02, 30.84% chance of 4-0): #21 USF (vs. Temple) (71.6%), #7 Washington (at Colorado) (73.0%), #4 Penn State (at Iowa) (75.0%), #5 USC (at California) (78.6%)
- 80-89% (7-0 (+1.09) on the season, expected record of 4.26-0.74, 44.86% chance of 5-0): #14 Miami (FL) (vs. Toledo) (80.4%), #12 Florida State (vs. NC State) (82.8%), #8 Michigan (at Purdue) (86.5%), #15 Auburn (at Missouri) (87.5%), #3 Oklahoma (at Baylor) (88.7%)
- 90-99% (30-0 (+0.88) on the season, expected record of 6.65-0.35, 69.49% chance of 7-0): #25 LSU (vs. Syracuse) (90.0%), #1 Alabama (at Vanderbilt) (90.7%), #13 Virginia Tech (vs. Old Dominion) (93.8%), #18 Washington State (vs. Nevada) (95.0%), #2 Clemson (vs. Boston College) (97.5%), #19 Louisville (vs. Kent State) (98.9%), #10 Ohio State (vs. UNLV) (99.2%)
I mean…look at that. Even factoring in that some ranking systems probably have yet to fully factor in Missouri and Baylor’s suck, you can count…what, six potential upsets that are nearly impossible to envision? I can’t see Alabama losing to Vanderbilt, ever, and Clemson through Ohio State are safe, but…yeah, something weird’s gonna happen. We’re underperforming our usual upset totals, and regression to the mean is coming. It’s probably going to happen later in the year, but this week seems like it’s got a good shot.
Without rationalizing, here’s my picks, because I no longer care to rationalize picks that are 10% successful: #12 Georgia over #17 Mississippi State, Air Force over #22 San Diego State, Kentucky over #20 Florida, and Iowa over #4 Penn State. Why? Why not. Mostly because I can’t let myself pick Jim Harbaugh to lose to Purdue. I’d cry.
Look for four or five upsets this week, including a top five team potentially going down. The top five has just a 46.25% chance of staying intact for Week Five. Iowa over #4 Penn State? Sure! Why not. Cal beating #5 USC for the first time in like 14 years? It could happen! Vanderbilt? Nah, but they’re in a good place right now.
There will probably be an 80-99% range upset, too. Picking these games is a zero-sum game in itself because you look like an idiot when it’s wrong, but combined, they have just a 10.91-1.09 expected record this week and a 31.05% chance of going undefeated. There’s going to be a GIANT upset this week…let’s see who it is.
Two top ten teams losing this week? Absolutely. I have the top ten as a whole with a projected record of 7.57-1.43 and a chance of going 9-0 at just 19.59%. Typically, this means we get multiple big upsets, which…yes, let’s do it. Go Colorado!
What happens if it’s just a boring week with a couple upsets? Then we messed up somewhere along the line. The expected upsets for this week, within one standard deviation, are anywhere between 2.607 to 6.102. Two standard deviations (95% of outcomes): 0.859 to 7.849. We very rarely hit the second standard deviation, so that should put our range of upsets this week between 3 and 6.